Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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