I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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