:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Congratulations! We have a period
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