you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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