I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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