Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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