I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
