If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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