do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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