He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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