3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Success! We fucked roommates!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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