i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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