but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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