I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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