its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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