Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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