Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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