I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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