You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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