should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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