chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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