I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
