it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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