Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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