That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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