I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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