You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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