I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
All the doctor said was why
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
