Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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