I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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