I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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