Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
