we're blogging at a bar
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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