He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I have post one night stand depression
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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