He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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