He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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