were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I have aggressive nipples.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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