I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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