No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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