You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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