I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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