I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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