it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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