it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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