He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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