If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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