u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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