Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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