so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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