you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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