He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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