Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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