I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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