If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it's great music for shaving your balls
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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